• FAKE FRIENDS:

    Never ask for food

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Are the reason you have NO food

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Call your parents Mr / Mrs

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Call your parents DAD/MOM

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Never seen you cry

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Cry with you

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Know a few things about you

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Could write a book about you

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Would knock on your front door

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Walk right in and say "I'm home"

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Will help you up when you fall over

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Will jump on top of you and shout "sandwich"

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Are around for awhile

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Are for life

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    say "love ya" in a joking manner

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    say "I love you" and they mean it